'Well fuck!'
I thought to myself after finally reaching my hostel and securing a room there for the night. I could only get a bed for just that night however but I did not care much. It was time to do some exploring...
I got so lost. At one point, I was walking up north looking for a park located down south but Starbucks saved with its almighty free internet connection. Chilling inside for a while instead of walking in the heat, I still could not believe I was in Shanghai. I made my way to Liu Haisu Art museum nearby from the park I was originally going to before I left to get back on Line 10 of the Shanghai Metro.
The famous Nanjing road was just so busy. I made my way through the crowd and stopped for a nice Chocolate Milk Shake with Egg tart on the sidewalk. They say Eggtarts are different everywhere in China. I've tasted the ones in Hong Kong, Guilin and now Shanghai and still has not found anything impressive like the one I had back on Cheung Chau island.
"Do you want sportshoes? How about Tshirts? We have many Tshirts, many colors you can choose from. Watches? Omega, Rolex... Ah ok, You want massage? Pretty girls massage? You like girls?"
Flooded with questions like this I decided to move through Nanjing very quickly. At the end, when I was approached by the tenth sale of that hour, I stopped her before she could even talk.
"No massage, no girls, no shoes, no tshirts, no watches, no girls and really really no massage," said I with a smile on my face. "Wo bu yao a'"

She smiled with a grudge and walked away while I started taking some photos of the scenery. Got back on the train at the People's Square and I headed back to my hostel. Waiting to have dinner with Kelsey who later was too tired. The hostel was more lively now with people sitting around using the internet in the lobby. Someone was skyping behind me so I laid low trying to stay away from the camera. Two British guys say opposite of me, George and Luke. I mumbled to them, "George Lucas," without even thinking and they said they had heard that one before.
We talked. We dined at a Hong Kong restaurant with another Austrian guy named Marcus because the Japanese Bar they were telling me about was closed by the time we walked in around 9. We also clubbed a little.
The place was called DADA. It's a nice shady place with a few comfortable couches in the backroom. On the wall, are people's doodle and Old PC's motherboard. My geek side hit me a little bit as George told me that the last time he was here, he took a RAM out of one of the Motherboards and took it home as a souvenirs. After a few games of Jenga, Fusball and 3 shots each for George, Luke and Marcus, the dance floor was more crowded now so we moved in. It was a weird one since there was a drunk topless guy with a little less than sexy body dancing on stage. It might help if he was a happy fat man but he was not at all. He was holding his spot like he owned the place and pushing guys who tried to get up and show their moves. We were just fooling around and wooing the guy. How can you not when he's that big? 2 things I learned that night is that...Shanghainese girls cannot dance at all and I should not be too friendly to drunk douchebags. The girl I was checking out bumped into me after I was talking to her colleague Ian for a while. Spoiler Alert: Ian is a cockblock.
"Hey! ouch!!!"
"I'm sorry."
"That's not a very nice way to say hi"
"haha... I'm sorry, hi nice to meet you."
We got to talking. I was interested and she was too. She's a Canadian Chinese named Debby who spoke Mandarin a lot more fluent than I do. Then the douchebag showed up. I called him, "Ben," when I randomly introduced him to two other girls I did not care about before and now he came back to almost hug me and push on the floor right when I'm having a nice conversation going on. I let Debby talk to "Ben" for a while before coming back to interrupt them this time. George and Luke offered to kick his ass for me but I told them to calm down. I went back in to get her number which she was much too eager to give.... her colleage's, Ian's, number because she didn't have one. I told her that I'll call them to let them show me nice places in Shanghai. Marcus disappeared so the three of us got back to Rock & Wood on our own. Texted Ian the next day with no reply. Thanks a lot Ian.